Friday, May 8, 2009

Inconclusive

We went into this knowing that false positives are a possibility.

Keelyn's initial allergy blood work shows she is allergic to soy. She drinks somewhere between exactly twelve, and exactly seven-thousand, four-hundred, sixty-two ounces of soy milk every day.The panel also suggests an allergy to wheat, peanuts, and egg whites, all of which she consumes in amounts not equal to, but running a close second behind very scientifically measured amounts of Soy Milk Consumption.
Last, she tested positive for a cow's milk allergy. This, I hear on the phone, only minutes after she finished off a cup of Dannon All Natural Cow's Milk Containing Yogurt.

Thank you. Free Epi-Pens out back. Look for the large-breasted man with the shaggy beard and sparkly fishnets. Password is Tootsie.

4 comments:

natalie said...

Wow, I've wondered about doing that with Gabe. Did your dr refer you or did you request it?

Three Men and a Little Lady said...

What was the rating on the scores, because I was told it could mean nothing at all if it was a lower score...just something they'd grow out of. Hayden's unfortunately was high. Hopefully hers is real low if she can stand all of that stuff!! :)

a.kesling said...

I grew up allergic to dairly, wheat & eggs from age 8 to 18. I did grow out of it but it was a long adventure full of creative cooking on my parents part!

Tara said...

Oh my! What on earth is left for the child to eat?!?


 
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